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Well known dialog between the bartender and Bond in Casino Royal

Golubeff — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:42:33 +0000

Bond: "Vodka martini."
Waiter: "Shaken or stirred?"
Bond: "Do I look like I give a damn?"

Mania Forums: Casino Royale: Member's Review 

"Bond: ‘A vodka martini, please.’ Casino barman: ‘Shaken or stirred?’
Bond: ‘Do I look like I give a damn?’ It’s a sharp and knowing line –
probably penned by Paul Haggis, the talented, final scriptwriter of
this highly enjoyable ‘back-to-basics re-boot’ of the 007 franchise –
that not only simultaneously acknowledges and confounds audience
expectations, but also neatly confirms that Daniel Craig’s intriguing
and charismatic tyro agent is cut from quite different cloth to his
Savile Row-tailored predecessors."

Timeout: Casino Royale Film Review

"And several reviewers took note of an iconoclastic joke. Asked if he
wants his vodka martini shaken or stirred, Craig as Bond replies, 'Do
I look like I give a damn'?"

New York Times: New James Bond Charms Critics

"There's a new James Bond in town, and boy, is he ever cranky. Near
the climax of the Bond adventure Casino Royale, he's in a casino
asking a bartender for a vodka martini. 'Shaken or stirred?' the
bartender asks. 'Do I look like I give a damn?' replies Bond."

Edmonton Journal: Bond formula shaken, stirred

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although I have not yet seen "Casino Royale," I had heard about this
bit of dialogue, and since I remembered the line "Do I look like I
give a damn?", I used this Google search string:

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How to win and make money on a 2p slot machine

Golubeff — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:35:46 +0000

1 card flushes and loosing with aces

Golubeff — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:28:13 +0000

First story:

Stage: Holdem No Limit $0.50
Table: Real Money Seat #1 is the dealer

Seat 1 ($104.45 in chips)
Seat 2 ($58 in chips)
Seat 3 ($151.70 in chips)
Seat 4 ($165 in chips)
Seat 5 ($46.25 in chips)
Seat 6 ($64.10 in chips)

Seat 2 - Posts small blind $0.25
Seat 3 - Posts big blind $0.50

*** POCKET CARDS ***

Dealt to Seat 6

Seat 4 - Folds
Seat 5 - Raises $2 to $2
Seat 6 - Raises $4 to $4
Seat 1 - Folds
Seat 2 - Folds
Seat 3 - Calls $3.50
Seat 5 - Raises $11.50 to $13.50
Seat 6 - Calls $9.50
Seat 3 - Folds

*** FLOP ***

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10 Casino in London England

Golubeff — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:12:39 +0000

Napoleons Casino
1 Leicester Sq, London,
phone: 74943126
G Casino Piccadilly
3-4 Coventry St, London,
phone: 72877887
Fifty
50 St. James’s St, London,
phone: 74914678
The Ritz Club
150 Piccadilly, London,
phone: 74991818
The Palm Beach Casino
30 Berkeley St, London,
phone: 74936585
London Clubs International
10 Brick St, London,
phone: 75180000
Les Ambassadeurs Club
5 Hamilton Pl, London,
phone: 74955555
Aspinalls Club Ltd
27 Curzon St, London,
phone: 74994599
First Class Fun Casino Events
72 New Bond St, London,
0870 872 1007
The Park Tower
93 Knightsbridge, London,
phone: 72356161

A chat with Denis Taylor at the Irish Winter Open

Golubeff — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:07:53 +0000

Common poker rules

Golubeff — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:03:32 +0000

• Players must act in turn. Players should not telegraph or otherwise indicate intentions to act prior to their turn to act.
• Players must protect their hands, either by holding their cards or placing a chip or other object on top of their cards. An unprotected hand may be mucked by the dealer in turn.
• Verbal declarations are binding and take precedence over non-verbal actions.
• In the event of an action out-of-turn, the action may be binding if there is no bet, call or raise between the out-of-turn action and the player’s proper turn.
• Knocking or tapping the table is a check. Tossing or pushing cards away is a fold.
• Betting actions without a verbal declaration must be made in a single motion or gesture (”no string bet” rule).
• In limit games, an oversized chip will be constituted to be a call if the player does not announce a raise. In no-limit, an oversized chip before the flop is a call; after the flop, an oversized chip by the initial bettor put in the pot will constitute the size of the bet. In pot-limit and no-limit, if a player states raise and throws in an oversized chip, the raise will be the maximum amount allowable up to the size of that chip.
• Absent a verbal declaration of “Raise,” if a player puts in chips equal to 50 percent or more of the minimum raise, he will be required to make a full minimum raise. Otherwise, the action is deemed a call and the excess chips should be returned to the player.
• Bets should be placed in front of the player’s cards. Chips should not be thrown (splashed) into the pot.
• Players may not verbally disclose the contents of their hand.
• Players may not advise other players how to play a hand (”One player to a hand” rule).
• Cards may not be removed or held below the table or otherwise concealed from view.
• Players must keep their highest denomination chips visible at all times.
• Wagers must be at least the size of the previous bet or raise in that round, unless a player is going all-in.
• “Show one, show all” – Hole cards, including folded hands, should not be revealed to other players until showdown. If a player reveals his hole cards to another player active in the current hand, all players have the right to also see the hole cards. Also, if an uncalled winning hand is shown to only one player, then any other player at the table has a right to see the winning hand. Note that, contrary to a common misinterpretation, “show one, show all” does not refer to the number of cards in the hole – an uncalled winning hand may expose a single hole card without revealing the other hole card.

• Except for small denominations used to tip for food or drinks, players may not remove a portion of their chips from the table (called going south or ratholing) unless they cash out and leave the game. Players must not sell or share chips with another player at the table.
• Cards speak for themselves and prevail if a player misstates the value of his hand at the showdown.
• Speaking in foreign languages at the table is prohibited.
• Players should not discuss or otherwise influence the hand-in-progress after folding.
• Cell-phone use at the table is prohibited.
• Profanity is prohibited.

84-year-old New Jersey woman won $10 million on a slot machine

Golubeff — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:46:51 +0000

An 84-year-old New Jersey woman won $10 million on a slot machine in an Atlantic City casino in what the operator said on Thursday was the largest prize in the city’s gambling history.

Great-grandmother Josephine Crawford of nearby Galloway Township was playing the nickel slots in Harrah’s casino in the game where each play costs 5 cents, or a nickel.
When she was down to her last $5 credit, the Megabucks machine suddenly flashed the news she had won the jackpot of $10,010,113.48, casino spokesman Christopher Jonic said.
“There were a whole lot of bells and whistles, and she had no idea really what had happened,” Jonic said.

The win on Tuesday evening was confirmed by Harrah’s staff and by International Gaming Technology, the owner of the machine, and Crawford was presented with a check, Jonic said.
She has the option of taking the money as a lump sum of around $5.5 million after taxes, or accepting a 25-year annuity.

“Somehow, I`ll spend it. I`m just happy I won it, for my family, although they don’t need it,” Crawford told the Philadelphia Inquirer.

The jackpot was accumulated by Megabucks, which operates hundreds of slots in Atlantic City’s 12 casinos, and takes a small portion of every play. The jackpot had not been won for about three years.

Crawford’s win beats the previous Atlantic City record of $8.54 million in August 1994. She had been a customer at the casino since 1980.

Online poker training video

Golubeff — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:12:52 +0000

See this interesting poker training video.

Slot machines burglary in California

Golubeff — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:35:35 +0000

Two men were caught feeding bogus $100 into the slot machines at the Sho-Ka-Wah Casino in California. Jack Daniels Ewing, 27, and Mikael Inturbe, 27, were arrested on charges of conspiracy, counterfeiting and burglary after a four-month investigation.The two men would bleach one dollar bills then use a home printer to reprint $100 bills onto the paper. The suspects would then take the counterfeit bills to the casino and feed them into the bill receptors, then immediately cash out and leave the casino. On a few occasions they played the machines winning up to $4,000. It is estimated that the pair bilked at least 20 casinos in Northern California and Nevada out of more than $100,000.

According to FBI statistics, there are approximately 100,000 forgery and counterfeiting charges filed in the United States annually.

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